Jokes for Kids

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  • Q: One day I was at the bank and an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

 

 

 

  • Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?

 

         A: They woke him up

 

 

  • Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?

 

        A: All those fans

 

 

  • Q: What did one egg say to the other?

 

        A: You crack me up

 

 

  • Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

 

        A: Thunderwear

 

 

  • Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?

 

        A: A CcAasand-witch

 

 

  • Q:Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

 

         A: People are dying to get in

 

 

  • Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

 

        A: Because 7,8,9

 

 

  • Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?

 

         A: When he catches a fly

 

 

  • Q: what do you give a sick bird?

 

        A: A tweetment

 

 

  • Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money?

 

         A: A snow bank

 

 

  • Q: What do cows read?

 

         A: CATTLE- logs

 

 

  • Q: Why do sharks live in saltwater?

 

         A: Because pepper makes them sneeze

 

 

  • Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?

 

         A: I lava you so much

 

 

  • Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

 

         A: They are always stuffed

 

 

  • Q: What do you call an old snowman?

 

          A: Water

 

 

  • Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

 

        A: When it is full

 

 

  • Q: What animal needs oil?

 

         A: A mouse because it squeaks

 

 

  • Q: Why did the melon jump in the lake?

 

        A: It wanted to be a watermelon

 

 

  • Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?

 

         A: A car

 

 

  • Q: What animal is best at hitting a ball?

 

        A: A bat

 

 

  • Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

 

         A: because she’s always running away from the ball

 

 

  • Q: What kind of shoe does a thief where?

 

         A: Sneakers

 

 

  • Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

 

        A: Because if they did they would be baygull

 

 

  • Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

 

         A: You put a little boogie in it

 

 

  • Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

 

         A: He never lands

 

 

  • Q: What do you call a guy lying on your door steps?

 

         A: Matt

 

 

  • Q: What bone will a dog never eat

 

         A: a trombone

 

  • Q: How did the egg get up the mountain?

         A: It scrambled up.

 

  • Q:What kind of nut does not have a shell?

         A: A doughnut

 

We would like to thank all our sources: Ishika Mundhra, Josie Kim, and everythingmom.com. Thank you!

 

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