Jokes for Kids

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Jokes for Kids

Lola M. and Erin D., Staff Writers

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  • Q: One day I was at the bank and an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.




  • Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?


         A: They woke him up



  • Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?


        A: All those fans



  • Q: What did one egg say to the other?


        A: You crack me up



  • Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?


        A: Thunderwear



  • Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?


        A: A CcAasand-witch



  • Q:Why is there a fence around a cemetery?


         A: People are dying to get in



  • Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?


        A: Because 7,8,9



  • Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?


         A: When he catches a fly



  • Q: what do you give a sick bird?


        A: A tweetment



  • Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money?


         A: A snow bank



  • Q: What do cows read?


         A: CATTLE- logs



  • Q: Why do sharks live in saltwater?


         A: Because pepper makes them sneeze



  • Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?


         A: I lava you so much



  • Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?


         A: They are always stuffed



  • Q: What do you call an old snowman?


          A: Water



  • Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?


        A: When it is full



  • Q: What animal needs oil?


         A: A mouse because it squeaks



  • Q: Why did the melon jump in the lake?


        A: It wanted to be a watermelon



  • Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?


         A: A car



  • Q: What animal is best at hitting a ball?


        A: A bat



  • Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?


         A: because she’s always running away from the ball



  • Q: What kind of shoe does a thief where?


         A: Sneakers



  • Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?


        A: Because if they did they would be baygull



  • Q: How do you make a tissue dance?


         A: You put a little boogie in it



  • Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?


         A: He never lands



  • Q: What do you call a guy lying on your door steps?


         A: Matt



  • Q: What bone will a dog never eat


         A: a trombone


  • Q: How did the egg get up the mountain?

         A: It scrambled up.


  • Q:What kind of nut does not have a shell?

         A: A doughnut


We would like to thank all our sources: Ishika Mundhra, Josie Kim, and Thank you!